1 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,834 This has been lovely. 2 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:46,239 Mrs. Petrelli, you're not listening to me. 3 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:49,142 I'm listening, there's a hole in your apartment. 4 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,978 It... it's been there a week and a half. 5 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,581 What's this? Where are the workmen? 6 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,117 I fired the contractor. 7 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,952 He wanted to have sex with me. 8 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:02,122 There's only one man I know capable of this. 9 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,924 And he's been in an insane asylum 10 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,527 for 10 years. 11 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:11,698 Mrs. Petrelli, yesterday I... I found a pigeon in the apartment. 12 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,900 You know the rule, no pets. 13 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,805 Ooh. Nice drop. 14 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,178 Hello. 15 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:27,681 Uh, yeah, he's right here. Can you hold a minute? 16 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:31,084 Shelby Ritter. 17 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:32,318 Tell her I'm not here. 18 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,653 I just told her you were. 19 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,623 Why don't you wanna talk to her? 20 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,791 'Cause she's gonna ask me 21 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,759 to some stupid dance next Saturday. 22 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,128 I thought Shelby's the one you like. 23 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,196 She is. 24 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,831 Oh. 25 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,600 You want me to make an excuse? 26 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,869 Unfortunately, he contracted jungle fever, 27 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,237 and died not long ago. 28 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,507 No, I'll take it in my room. 29 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:59,012 I gotta get to my tap class. 30 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,581 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What about the hole? 31 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:04,484 You know, a lot of tenants would have fixed it themselves. 32 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,557 I'm just saying. 33 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:15,862 I think you two ought to move in together. 34 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:20,233 You think so? Sure. 35 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,502 I can get a fortune for that small studio. 36 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,308 I've gotta go. 37 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,343 What... Where are you going? 38 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,278 I have a Save the River meeting tonight. 39 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,080 You going out again tonight? 40 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:36,750 But it's Saturday. 41 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:38,351 I'll tell the fish. 42 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,520 You never stay home anymore. 43 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:46,192 Oh, you're making the face. Don't make the face, just say it. 44 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,429 Okay, last night you were with the ozone people. 45 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:53,366 And if it's not that, you're off throwing fake blood on animal research labs, or... 46 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,136 you know, I... I miss you. 47 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,705 I don't think you realize how important all this is to me. 48 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:02,042 No, I do, I do. Look, I've done political stuff. 49 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,712 When I... when I was in college, a group of us took over the administration building. 50 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,047 Did you get laid? 51 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,682 Oh, for heaven's sake. 52 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,316 You know I'd never do a thing like that. 53 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:14,988 Yeah. But we also helped end the war. 54 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:18,191 Oh, that was you. 55 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,194 Tell you what, Tupper. 56 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:23,196 Tomorrow night I'll make dinner. 57 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:24,798 Just the two of us. 58 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:28,034 Yeah, I'll... I'll see you later. Much, much, much later. 59 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:33,373 Martin and Nina? 60 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,809 I think they make a great couple. 61 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,311 She's very different 62 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:39,879 uh, from me. 63 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:44,050 Which I think is probably very exciting for him. 64 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:46,519 Hey, relationships are hard. 65 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,289 I mean, look at me and Shelby Ritter. 66 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,958 In first grade, she used to bite me. 67 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,094 Now, speaking as a psychologist, 68 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,063 conflict can be a very healthy element in a relationship. 69 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:01,201 On the other hand, speaking as Martin's ex-wife, 70 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:04,004 oh, I'll bet he hates it. 71 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,373 I think Nina, in 705, 72 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:09,709 is very good for Martin in 502. 73 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:13,413 I myself have learned a great deal from her. 74 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:15,482 I don't eat veal anymore. 75 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,617 I don't use the aerosols. 76 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,919 I never wear my mink coat, 77 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,622 except if it's very, very cold. 78 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:29,162 Hey. Hi. Hi. 79 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,332 That smells great. 80 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,067 Looks healthy. 81 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,069 Okay, out of the kitchen. 82 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,671 What are these brown slippery things? 83 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,473 The brown slippery things are wood ear mushrooms. 84 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,075 Great, a food with "ear" in the title. 85 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,220 You know, and... and what are the floating bits there? 86 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,578 The floating bits are lotus root. 87 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:46,880 Lotus root, 88 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,948 sounds like a vegetable, looks like an animal. 89 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,316 Nobody knows. 90 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,419 Gives me the creeps just to think about it. 91 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,754 That's it, Tupper. You're tasting it. 92 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:55,822 Oh. 93 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:00,427 I feel funny. 94 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,128 What do you mean you feel funny? 95 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,432 Kinda weak and sick all over. 96 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,871 Hey, that's good. 97 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,442 It's like, uh... Like what? 98 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,678 Meatballs. Carbon monoxide. 99 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,046 Three lavender pygmies. 100 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,748 Soup. 101 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,451 No. No, I mean it. 102 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:26,820 God, I missed you today. 103 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:33,059 Ignore them, they'll go away. 104 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:37,130 Oh, no, I... I can't. 105 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,565 It's my door, Tupper. Yeah. 106 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,333 Yeah, but it's my neurosis. 107 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,073 Hold that thought. 108 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,277 Where's Nina? 109 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,079 Holding a thought. 110 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:54,848 Hello. 111 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,316 They lifted the injunction. 112 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:59,419 Oh, you're kidding. Tupper, watch dinner, please. 113 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,487 Well, uh... 114 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,265 I'm Martin. 115 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:13,633 I'm Little Star. 116 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:19,039 I'm sorry. 117 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:23,043 It's just that you always know whose parents were hippies in the '60s. 118 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,278 My parents are Native American. 119 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,047 Oh. 120 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,982 This is my father, Mighty Red Arm. 121 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,583 He is an Indian. 122 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,186 This is my mother. She is called Star Bird. 123 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,821 She, too, is an Indian. 124 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:37,223 Uh, do you belong to a tribe? 125 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,725 We're Apache. 126 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,560 Do... do you have a reservation? 127 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:41,928 Do I need one? 128 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,065 N... no. No. 129 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,900 It's an Indian joke. 130 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,471 Star Bird, one real mixed-up squaw. 131 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,573 I'm sorry, I have to go. What? 132 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:55,975 It's a crisis, no one else can handle it. 133 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,411 Fine. Fine, fine. 134 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:01,348 Wait. Why don't you stay and eat? 135 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:04,284 No. No, thanks, I just got a sudden craving for baby seal. 136 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:17,163 Nina's a challenge, and I think that's good for him right now. 137 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:18,798 A challenge? 138 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,001 Yeah, that's what I want to snuggle up to 139 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,435 on a Saturday night. 140 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,971 Talk about high maintenance. 141 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,973 I don't know what she sees in him. 142 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:28,975 Made me sad. 143 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:30,977 I wrote a poem. 144 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,579 I didn't like it. 145 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,447 I threw it out. 146 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,549 Jeremy, there's nothing to be scared of. 147 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:40,120 You know, it's just a dance, and dancing's fun. 148 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:43,165 Why can't we just call Shelby, and tell her I'll be sick that night or something? 149 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:45,557 Because by the time your dad and I are through with you, 150 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,927 you are gonna be a regular Gene Kelly. 151 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,195 Who's Gene Kelly? 152 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:50,964 I'm a man. 153 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:53,366 Now, the hardest part about dancing 154 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,269 has nothing to do with the actual dancing, okay? 155 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:59,439 It's... it's asking the girl to dance. 156 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,940 I wanna dance. 157 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,275 Well, I don't want to dance. 158 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,812 A girl told me that once. 159 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,381 I didn't like it. 160 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:11,518 I hit her. 161 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,655 It doesn't matter, they're gonna want to dance with him. 162 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,290 Don't make him crazy. 163 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,426 Now, there's, uh... There's two kinds of dancing. 164 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,661 There's fast dancing and slow dancing. 165 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,697 Why don't we just start with the fast dancing? 166 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,301 Yeah. Yeah. 167 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:32,472 Okay, so, you just... You just go with the music. 168 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,711 What? What? 169 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,979 It looks fine with a room full of people, okay? 170 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,381 I'm sorry. Yeah. 171 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,783 Now, the great thing about fast dancing is, 172 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,485 if you get lost, you just, uh... 173 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,986 You just do what the girl's doing. 174 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,668 I'm... I'm sorry, man. 175 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:04,571 But it's just that sometimes you are the whitest person I know. 176 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,575 Fine, why don't we move on to the slow dancing? 177 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,582 Okay, it's fun, isn't it? Huh? Come on, Eddie. 178 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,716 No! I'm... 179 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,786 enjoying the breeze. 180 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,455 Come on. Come on. I just want to show him. 181 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,924 Now, the boy's supposed to lead. 182 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,459 What happens if you don't? 183 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,829 Three broken ribs, check. 184 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:33,767 A broken clavicle and a broken patella. 185 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,503 Uh, well, nothing. 186 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,271 It's... it's just better if you do. 187 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,542 So, uh, which one of you is the boy? 188 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,945 Uh... 189 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,885 Why don't we let Uncle Eddie be the boy. 190 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,520 Okay. 191 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:55,989 So... 192 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,458 Yeah. 193 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,230 You move with the music. 194 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,768 You're very good. 195 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,836 Thank you. 196 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,908 Maybe, uh, you whisper in her ear. 197 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,677 You're so hot. 198 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,314 Maybe you pull her close. Oh! 199 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,920 Maybe, uh, she puts her head on your shoulder. 200 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:28,888 Maybe not. 201 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,724 But it's easy, see? 202 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,163 Oh. 203 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,101 We're... we're just showing Jeremy. 204 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,069 Yeah, a little demonstration is all. 205 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,771 Come on, Eddie, 206 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,606 let's go put up some of that drywall. 207 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,185 Nina! 208 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,456 Hey, Tupper. Hi. 209 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,128 So... Well? No well. 210 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,662 I'm all yours tonight. 211 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,066 No surprise rallies? No midnight cabals? 212 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:16,302 Nope, the planet can save itself for one evening. 213 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,370 Thanks. 214 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,140 So, what's the topic? 215 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:24,778 Nuns with guns? Narcoleptic hookers? 216 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:27,547 Nah, it's some big industrialist who's come out 217 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,282 with an exercise video for executives. 218 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:32,152 Armchair aerobics. 219 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,822 Swivel, swivel, swivel, squeeze. Swivel, swivel, swivel, squeeze. 220 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,324 Swivel, swivel, swivel, squeeze. 221 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,293 Hi, Bob, how you doing? 222 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,328 How's the market? Squeeze. 223 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,699 I can't fucking believe it. What? What? You're... 224 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,600 you're politically opposed to aerobics now? 225 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,770 That is the bastard whose factory we've been trying to close down. 226 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,907 No, no, no, no, Nina, please. Don't start anything, okay? 227 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,608 Let's just have a nice evening, 228 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,912 and tomorrow you can dump some dead fish on his lawn, okay? 229 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,147 Swivel, swivel, squeeze, swivel, swivel... 230 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,250 Oh, don't worry, darling. 231 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,852 I'll behave. 232 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,463 You know damn well your factories have been 233 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,823 dumping toxic sludge into the Hudson for years. 234 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:12,492 There's never been any proof to those allegations. 235 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,095 You guys think you're so clever getting away with this. 236 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,297 This is water our children are drinking. 237 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,232 New York City water is filled with chemicals. 238 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,734 That's why it's safe to drink. 239 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,302 The woman is making this up. 240 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,037 I am not making it up, this is something... 241 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,673 I hate to cut you off, but that's all the time we have left. 242 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,509 Whew! Talk about a workout. 243 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,645 The name of the video is Harry Loefler's Armchair Aerobics. 244 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,848 I'm Eddie Charles. Take care, everybody. 245 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,750 And we're out. 246 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,286 Eddie, I... I don't know what to tell you, man. 247 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,455 I'm really sorry. Hey, no problem, man. 248 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,125 That was great television. I'll see you in a bit. 249 00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:49,863 Nina... Shut up. 250 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,097 I'm not talking to you. 251 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,700 Excuse me? You're not talking to me? 252 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,503 Don't you ever apologize for me again. 253 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,204 You are not responsible for me. 254 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,407 You're not my husband, you're not my father. 255 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,842 Okay, I just don't understand why we can't have one evening 256 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,711 that doesn't end in a speech or a protest. 257 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,681 Look, Tupper, I'm sorry if it embarrasses you, but this is who I am. 258 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,082 This is what I believe in. 259 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,151 What do you believe in? What is important to you? 260 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,619 Come on. 261 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,789 Baseball, is that right? 262 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,624 Global warming. 263 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,325 Baseball. 264 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,994 The... the rain forests. 265 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,696 Baseball. 266 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,230 Nuclear stuff. 267 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,433 Nuclear stuff? Very enlightened. 268 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,712 It's moments like this I don't know what the hell I'm doing with you. 269 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,705 Look, I'm sorry. I've never staged a rally. 270 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,883 I don't have a police record. I've never even had a beard. 271 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,786 So if that's a problem for you, I don't know what you're doing with me, either. 272 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,279 Okay, everybody ready for dinner? 273 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,018 Check, please. 274 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,386 It's never gonna work. 275 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,790 I mean, she is this politically committed environmental activist, 276 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,425 and he's a regular person. 277 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,961 But let's be perfectly honest, 278 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,796 nothing lasts forever. 279 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,632 Except Styrofoam cups. 280 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,002 And I learned that from Nina too. 281 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,243 So, how are you and Nina doing? Great. 282 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,311 You're a liar! 283 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,556 Yeah, we're... we're terrific. 284 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,714 Liar! Liar! 285 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,718 Actually, not so terrific. 286 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,554 Oh, no. Why? 287 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,890 I... we're just so different. 288 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,534 You know, I mean, there's her political stuff, 289 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,827 and she's got all these opinions. 290 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,630 About what? Everything. 291 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,500 That Americans are slaves and afraid. 292 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,802 That democracy is a big joke. 293 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,405 A dream of foolish people in Europe. 294 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,206 I don't know, we've been really weird lately. 295 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,008 You know, we've been fighting all the time. 296 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,077 Yeah, but you and Nina always fight all the time. 297 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,279 No, no, only half the time. 298 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,547 And the rest of the time... 299 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,085 We're making up. 300 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,153 Oh. 301 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,555 Yeah, but now, it's... 302 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,092 Do you remember what we were like? 303 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,994 Do me a favor, will you, please? 304 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,064 Call me Toots or Butch or anything, 305 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,466 but please don't call me "my love." 306 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,303 God, we made each other miserable. 307 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,540 Well, yeah. 308 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,684 And... and toward the end there, 309 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:15,951 we couldn't even look at each other. 310 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,119 I loathed you, I couldn't even be 311 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,178 in the same room as you. 312 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,479 Okay. Okay. 313 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,556 You know, and neither of us 314 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,115 had the guts to just walk away. 315 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,492 You know, but let me tell you something. 316 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,352 I'm never gonna let that ever happen again. 317 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,887 Thank you. 318 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,233 Why don't you get out of it? Forget her! 319 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,108 Back and front. 320 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,344 Side, together, back, side, together, 321 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,146 front, side, together. 322 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,682 You're doing really well. This is really good. 323 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,275 Thanks, you're... you're a good teacher. 324 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,153 Front, side, together... 325 00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,622 What if we are two different types? 326 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,358 Don't opposites attract? Well... 327 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,795 Together, front, side, together, 328 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,031 back, side, together, back... 329 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,633 Hi. Hi. Looks good. 330 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,200 Hey, your mom's waiting downstairs. 331 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,037 Thanks. See you later, Dad. See you. 332 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,337 You're gonna be wonderful. 333 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:20,840 Bye. Bye. 334 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,513 May I, uh... 335 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,025 I love you, Nina. 336 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,930 Police. 337 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,865 There's no escape. We've got you trapped. 338 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,468 Throw your gun through the door, and walk out with your hands up. 339 00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:51,204 Hello? Anybody home? 340 00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,808 It's the police. 341 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,343 Open the door, Martin. 342 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,178 But I'm not afraid of the police. 343 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,279 Well, I am. 344 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,081 Well... 345 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,318 I'm Detective Tamborini. This is Officer Shaw. 346 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,453 Are you Martin Tupper? 347 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,188 Uh, yeah. 348 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,756 Uh, what has this man done? 349 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,658 It's possible he might be the strangler. 350 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:12,792 He hit me. 351 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,096 He hit me hard. He was eating my spaghetti. 352 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,108 What... what do you guys want? We'd just like to ask you a few questions. 353 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:23,169 Do you own a black sedan, license 2D7876? 354 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,105 After the ice cream soda, what did you do? 355 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,373 Is this your purse? 356 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,208 Do you know a Nina Ferrara? 357 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,112 Uh, maybe, uh, why? 358 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,646 Do you know where we might find her? 359 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,416 Hmm. Nina. 360 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,718 Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina. 361 00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:39,819 I'm right here. 362 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,788 Nina Ferrara? Yes. 363 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,525 Oh, handcuffs. Look, he... he's got handcuffs. 364 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,327 Nina Ferrara, you're under arrest. 365 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,862 You're under arrest. Why? 366 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,563 Why? Why are you under arrest? 367 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,866 We have good reason to believe that Miss Ferrara here 368 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,435 is one of several people who blocked off a waste pipe 369 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,103 at the Loeflercorp factory. 370 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,605 You what? 371 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,839 My Nina? 372 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,341 The waste backed up. 373 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,710 The pipe exploded under the main manufacturing floor. 374 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,913 They're looking at close to $15 million worth of damage. 375 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,448 You idiot! 376 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,716 But you didn't do it, right? 377 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,551 I mean, tell him, tell him you didn't do it. 378 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,586 We did it. Don't tell him that! 379 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,522 We're prepared to take responsibility for it. 380 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,023 We want people to know. 381 00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:19,459 Well, they did it. 382 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,362 And kinda clever how too. Using bricks like that. 383 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,634 My bricks? You had to use my bricks? 384 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,203 Excuse me, folks, I've got some rights to read here. 385 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,571 Hang on. When did you do this? 386 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,940 Thursday night. Thursday night? 387 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,242 This is why you couldn't go see Lady and the Tramp? 388 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,220 Nina Ferrara, you have the right to remain silent. 389 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,046 Hold it, why... why didn't you tell me? 390 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,448 I knew you wouldn't be supportive. 391 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,016 Of course I wouldn't be supportive! 392 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,318 "Have a nice evening, I hope you don't go to prison"? 393 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,796 Anything you say can and will be used... 394 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,155 Wait a minute. Tupper, somebody had to do it. 395 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,191 But why did it have to be you? 396 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,393 They were dumping toxic sludge. 397 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,261 I'm not talking about toxic sludge! 398 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,596 I'm talking about us! 399 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,101 I gotta admit 400 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:04,237 I haven't known the couple in question a long time. 401 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:08,375 But my personal instinct tells me it's not gonna work. 402 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,845 Now, don't get me wrong. They seem like very nice kids. 403 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,513 But with her previous record, 404 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,883 she's looking at three to five years, minimum. 405 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:20,587 That can have a very negative impact on a relationship. 406 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,725 "The EPA has finally confirmed that toxic amounts of cyanide, 407 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:28,895 lead and trichloroethylene were found in the waste at the damaged plant. 408 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,498 As a result, they're shutting down all Loeflercorp facilities 409 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,867 until a full investigation can be completed." 410 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,702 Front page, New York Times. 411 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,936 That's great. 412 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,710 I'm proud of you, you know. 413 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,914 I still can't believe I have to talk to you through a fucking screen though. 414 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,558 I mean, I can't believe you would do this to us... 415 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,084 Sir. Could you hold it down there? 416 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,619 I'm... I'm okay. I'm okay. 417 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,896 I am proud of you. 418 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,367 And I... I'm gonna wait for you. 419 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,202 No, Tupper. No. No. No. 420 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,904 I am... I'm gonna bake cakes... 421 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,006 with files in them and everything. 422 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,275 No. 423 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,410 I love you, Tupper. 424 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,546 But I'm not gonna change. 425 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:24,351 Even if I get out of here in three years for good behavior, 426 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,753 I can't promise I'm not gonna get involved in something else 427 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,455 that'll land me right back in here. 428 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,425 We could work around your schedule. 429 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,261 Or, uh, 430 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,732 I could become a warden. You know, I mean... What... 431 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,700 It... it could work. 432 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,604 Yeah. Okay. 433 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,107 Okay. 434 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:48,908 I'll visit you. 435 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:54,681 See you, Tupper. 436 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,109 Oh, you're making the face. 437 00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:24,511 Don't make the face. 438 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:32,719 Front, side, together, back. 439 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,221 You're doing really well. This is really good. 440 00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:36,990 Thanks. You're a good teacher. 441 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,095 I love you, Tupper. 442 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,297 But I'm not gonna change. 443 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:49,336 Forget her! I wish I could. But it's impossible. 444 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,425 Who are you? 445 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,660 We're the Hummels. 446 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:15,962 Oh. 447 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,163 We're just moving in. 448 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,300 Uh, how... 449 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,835 how did you know this was available? 450 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:25,839 We read about that lady going to jail and said, "Hey, there's an apartment." 451 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:28,908 Aha. 452 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,381 Oh, here. 453 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:37,917 It's a spare. 454 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:43,957 Hey, look, uh, 455 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,427 don't throw out those newspapers, okay? 456 00:23:48,128 --> 00:23:50,330 You know, they're... they're recyclable. 457 00:23:51,131 --> 00:23:52,198 Sure. Okay. 458 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:57,871 Better change the locks. 459 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,945 Now promise me you will be obedient, 460 00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:07,580 and you'll say your prayers, 461 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,716 and you'll be a good boy. 462 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,919 And I'll promise you one more thing. 463 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:16,256 I promise I won't ever forget you.